shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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