if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
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