i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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