its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
Randomize