Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
im six kinds of drunk right now
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I currently don't understand fingers.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
Randomize