where am i from again
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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