dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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