HIV tests are more positive than that guy
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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