Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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