i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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