so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
