Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
I'm really busy with my period
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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