Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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