Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
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