Me. At least after what I've been through.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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