turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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