u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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