But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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