How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I currently don't understand fingers.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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