i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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