I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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