So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Randomize
