Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Randomize