i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
i would punch a child for taco bell
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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