Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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