she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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