Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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