Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Randomize
