just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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