Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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