gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Randomize
