So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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