You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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