ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Randomize