Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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