I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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