I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
Randomize