at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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