So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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