we're blogging at a bar
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
