I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Randomize
