Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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