Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
this will be a night to untag.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
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