Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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