The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
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