: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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