aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
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