ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
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