My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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