2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
What changed your mind?
Being sober
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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