Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
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I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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