Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
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