Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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