what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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