I'm lost and stupid without you.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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