Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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