We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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